what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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