Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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