ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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