Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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