how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He better not be in your backpack
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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