Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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