Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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