kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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