Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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