yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
