proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Operation Purity has been aborted
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize