Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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