Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
