You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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