1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You have to summon your inner elephant
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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