i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize