So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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