grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You made out with two different species that night
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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