**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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