I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
so that wasnt chicken after all
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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