This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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