im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
