Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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