I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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