You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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