Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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