I'm eating all of the evidence.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Come share oat with me in your robe
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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