Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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