don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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