Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Its about making memories worth repressing
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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