My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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