Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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