I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i think i scared a bird with my dick
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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