ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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