Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Semen is not good for contacts.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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