well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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