Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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