u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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