Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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