we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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