Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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