I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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