the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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