Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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