sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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