Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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