Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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