NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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