shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
one two three fourrrrnication!
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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