Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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