Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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