And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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