Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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