Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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