hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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